Eddie's Web

Back In The USSR

Ohhhh, flew in from miami beach b-o-a-c,
Didn't get to bed last night,
On the way the paper bag was on my knee,
Man I had a dreadful flight
I'm back in the u.s.s.r. you don't know how lucky you are, boy,
Back in the u.s.s.r.

Been away so long I hardly knew the place,
Gee it's good to be back home,
Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case,
Honey disconnect the phone,
I'm back in the u.s.s.r. you don't know how lucky you are, boy,
Back in the u.s. back in the u.s. back in the u.s.s.r.

(Oooh..)
Well the ukraine girls really knock me out,
They leave the west behind,
And moscow girls make me sing and shout,
That georgia's always on my, my, my, my, my, my, my, mind,
Oh come on! woo! hey!

Yeah, i'm back in the u.s.s.r.
You don't know how lucky you are, boys,
Back in the u.s.s.r.

(Oooh..)
Well the ukraine girls really knock me out,
They leave the west behind,
And moscow girls make me sing and shout,
That georgia's always on my, my, my, my, my, my, my, mind,
Ohhh, show me round your snow peaked mountains way down south,
Take me to your daddy's farm,
Let me hear your balalaika's ringing out,
Come and keep your comrade warm,
I'm back in the u.s.s.r. hey, you don't know how lucky you are, boy,
Back in the u.s.s.r. ohh, let me tell you honey!

Dear Prudence

Dear prudence, won't you come out to play,
Dear prudence, greet the brand new day-hey,
The sun is up the sky is blue,
It's beautiful and so are you
Dear prudence, won't you come out to play

Dear prudence, open up your eyes,
Dear prudence, see the sunny skies-hi,
The wind is low, the birds will sing,
That you are part of everything
Dear prudence, won't you open up your eyes

Look around round round,
(Round round..)
Look around round round,
Look around, awwww

Dear prudence, let me see you smile,
Dear prudence, like a little child-hi,
The clouds will be a daisy chain,
So let me see, you smile again,
Dear prudence, won't you let me see you smile

Dear prudence, won't you come out to play,
Dear prudence, greet the brand new day-hey,
The sun is up, the sky is blue,
It's beautiful, and so are you,
Dear prudence, won't you come out to play

Glass Onion

I told you about strawberry fields,
You know the place where nothing is real,
Well here's another place you can go-o,
Where everthing flo-ows,
Looking through the bent backed tulips,
To see how the other half lives,
Looking through a glass onion

I told you about the walrus and me man,
You know that we're as close as can be man,
Well here's another clue for you all,
The walrus was paul,
Standing on the cast iron shore yeah,
Lady madonna trying to make ends meet yeah,
Looking through a glass onion,
Oh yeah, ohh yeah, oh yeahh,
Looking through a glass onion

I told you about the fool on the hill,
I tell you man he living there still,
Well here's another place you can be,
Listen to me,
Fixing a hole in the ocean,
Trying to make a dove tail joint yeah,
Looking through a glass onion

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da

Desmond has his barrow in the market place,
Molly is the singer in a band,
Desmond says to molly girl I like your, face
And molly says this as she takes him by the hand,
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah,
La la how the life goes on,
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah,
La la how the life goes on

Desmond takes a trolley to the jewelry store,
Buys a twenty carat golden ring, (Ring)
Takes it back to molly waiting at the door
And as he gives it to her she begins to sing,
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah,
La la how the life goes on,
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah,
La la how the life goes on, yeah

In a couple of years they have built, a home sweet home,
With a couple of kids running in the yard,
Of desmond and molly jones (Ha ha ha ha ha)
Happy ever after in the market place,
Desmond lets the children lend a hand,
Molly stays at home and does her pretty, face
And in the evening she still sings it with the band, yeah,
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah,
La la how the life goes on, hey,
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah,
La la how the life goes on

In a couple of years they have built, a home sweet home,
With a couple of kids running in the yard,
Of desmond and molly jones
Happy ever after in the market place,
Desmond lets the children lend a hand,
Molly stays at home and does her pretty, face
And in the evening she still sings it with the band, yeah,
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah,
La la how the life goes on, hey,
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah,
La la how the life goes on

And if you want some fun, take ob-la-di-bla-da, thank you

Wild Honey Pie

Honey pie, honey pie

Honey pie, honey pie

Honey pie, honey pie,
Honey pie, honey pie,
I love you, honey pie

The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill

Hey bungalow bill, what did you kill, bungalow bill,
Hey bungalow bill, what did you kill, bungalow bill

He went out tiger hunting with his elephant and gun,
In case of accidents he always took his mom,
He's the all american bullet-headed saxon mother's son,
All the children sing,
Hey bungalow bill,
What did you kill, bungalow bill,
Hey bungalow bill,
What did you kill, bungalow bill

Deep in the jungle where the mighty tiger lies,
Bill and his elephants were taken by surprise,
So captain marvel zapped him right between the eyes,
All the children sing-a,
Hey bungalow bill, what did you kill, bungalow bill,
Hey bungalow bill, what did you kill, bungalow bill

The children asked him if to kill was not a sin,
(Not when he looked so fierce) his mummy butted in,
If looks could kill it would have been us instead of him,
All the children sing,
Hey bungalow bill, what did you kill, bungalow bill....

While My Guitar Gently Weeps

I look, at you all, see the love, there that's sleeping,
While my guitar, gently weeps,
I look, at the floor, and I see, it needs sweeping,
Still my guitar, gently weeps,
I don't know why, nobody told you,
How to unfold, your love,
I don't know how, someone controlled you,
They bought and sold, all you

I look, at the world, and I no-tice it's turning,
While my guitar, gently weeps,
With every mistake, we must sure-ly be learning,
Still my guitar, gently weeps

I don't know how, you were diverted,
You were perver-ted too,
I don't know how, you were inverted,
No one aler-ted you,
I look, at you all, see the love, there that's sleeping,
While my guitar, gently weeps,
I look, at you all,
Still my guitar, gently weeeps

Oh, oh, oh...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Happiness Is A Warm Gun

She's not, a girl, who misses much,
Do-do-do-do-do-do, oh yeah,
She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand
Like a lizard on a window pane,
The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors on his hobnail boots,
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy working overtime,
A soap impression of his wife which he ate and donated to the national trust

I need a fix cause i'm going down,
Down to the bits that I left uptown,
I need a fix cause i'm going down,
Mother superior jumped the gun, mother superior jumped the gun,
Mother superior jumped the gun, mother superior jumped the gun,
Mother superior jumped the gun, mother superior jumped the gun

Happiness, is a warm gun, (Bang bang, shoot shoot)
Happiness, is a warm gun, momma, (Bang bang, shoot shoot)
When I hold you, in my arms, (Ohh yeah)
And when I feel my finger on your trigger, (Ohh yeah)
I know, nobody can do me no harm (Ohh yeah) because,
Happiness, is a warm gun, momma, (Bang bang, shoot shoot)
Happiness, is a warm gun, yes it is, (Bang bang, shoot shoot)
Happiness, is a warm yes it is, gun! happiness, (Bang bang, shoot shoot)
Well don't you know that happiness, happiness,
Is a warm gun momma, is a warm gun, yeah

Martha My Dear

Martha my dear, though I spend my days in conversation please,
Remember me, martha my love,
Don't forget me, martha my dear

Hold your head, up you silly girl, look what you've done,
When you find yourself in the thick of it,
Help yourself to a bit of what is all around you, silly girl,
Take a good look around you,
Take a good look you're bound to see,
That you and me, were meant to be, for each other, silly girl

Hold your hand out you silly girl, see what you've done,
When you find yourself in the thick of it,
Help yourself to a bit of what is all around you, silly girl,
Martha my dear, you have always been my inspiration, please,
Be good to me, martha my love,
Don't forget me, martha my dear

I'm So Tired

I'm soo, tired, I haven't slept a wink,
I'm soo, tired, my mind is on the blink,
I wonder should I get up, and fix myself a drink, no, no, no,
I'm soo, tired, I don't know what to do,
I'm soo, tired, my mind is set on you,
I wonder should I call you but I know what you would do

You'd say, i'm putting you on,
But it's no joke, it's doing me harm
You know I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain
You know it's three weeks, i'm going insane
You know i'd give you everything i've got for a little peace of mind

I'm soo, tired, i'm feeling so upset,
Although, i'm so tired, i'll have another cigarette
And curse sir walter raleigh,
He was such a stupid get

You'd say, i'm putting you on,
But it's no joke, it's doing me harm
You know I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain
You know it's three weeks, i'm going insane
You know i'd give you everything i've got for a little peace of mind,
I'd give you everything i've got for a little peace of mind,
I'd give you everything i've got for a little peace of mind

Blackbird

Blackbird singing in the dead of night,
Take these broken wings, and learn to fly,
All your life, you were only waiting for this moment to arise

Blackbird singing in the dead of night,
Take these sunken eyes, and learn to see, all your life,
You were only waiting for this moment to be free,
Black bird, fly, black bird, fly,
Into the light of the dark black night

Black bird, fly, black bird, fly,
Into the light of the dark black night

Blackbird singing in the dead of night,
Take these broken wings, and learn to fly,
All your life, you were only waiting for this moment to arise,
You were only waiting for this moment to arise,
You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Piggies

Have you seen the little piggies crawling in the dirt,
And for all the little piggies life is getting worse,
Always having dirt, to play around in

Have you seen the bigger piggies
In their starched white shirts,
You will find the bigger piggies stirring up the dirt,
Always have clean shirts, to play around in

In their sties with all their backing
They don't care what goes on around,
In their eyes there's something lacking
What they need's a damn good whacking

Everywhere there's lots of piggies living piggy lives,
You can see them out for dinner with their piggy wives,
Clutching forks and knives, to eat their bacon

One more time

Rocky Racoon

Now somewhere in the black mining hills of dakota
There lived a young boy named the rocky raccoon
And one day his woman ran off with another guy,
Hit young rocky in the eye,
Rocky didn't like that he said I'm gonna get that boy,
So one day he walked into town
Booked himself a room in the local saloon

Rocky raccoon, checked into his room,
Only to find, gideon's bible,
Rocky had come, equipped with a gun,
To shoot off the legs, of his rival,
His rival it seems, had broken his dreams,
By stealing the girl of his fancy

Her name was magil, and she called herself lil,
But everyone knew, her as Nancy,
Now she and her man, who called himself dan,
Were in the next room, at the hoedown,
Rocky burst in, and grinning a grin,
He said danny boy, this is a showdown,
But daniel was hot, he drew first and shot,
And rocky, collapsed in the corner, ahhh
Da-da-da....
Do-do-do....

Now the doctor came in, stinking of gin,
And proceeded to lie on the table,
He said rocky you met your match,
And rocky said doc it's only a scratch,
And i'll be better, i'll be better doc as soon as I am able,
Now rocky raccoon, he fell back in his room, only to find, gideon's bible,
Gideon checked out, and he left it no doubt,
To help with good rocky's revival, ahhh,
Do-do-do....
C'mon rocky boy..

Don't Pass Me By

I listen for your footsteps, coming up the drive,
Listen for your footsteps, but they don't arrive,
Waiting for your knock dear,
On my old front door I don't hear it,
Does it mean you don't love me any more

I hear the clock a-ticking, on the mantel shelf,
See the hands a-moving, but i'm by myself,
I wonder where you are tonight,
And why i'm by myself I don't see you,
Does it mean you don't love me any more

Don't pass me by don't make me cry don't make me blue,
Cause you know darling, I love only you,
You'll never know it hurt me so,
How I hate to see you go don't pass me by, don't make me cry

I'm sorry that I doubted you, I was so unfair,
You were in a car crash, and you lost your hair,
You said that you would be late about an hour or two,
I said that's alright i'm waiting here just waiting to hear from you

Don't pass me by don't make me cry don't make me blue,
Cause you know darling, I love only you,
You'll never know it hurt me so,
How I hate to see you go don't pass me by, don't make me cry

Don't pass me by don't make me cry don't make me blue,
Cause you know darling, I love only you,
You'll never know it hurt me so,
How I hate to see you go, don't pass me by, don't make me cry

Why Don't We Do It In The Road?

Why don't we do it in the road, why don't we do it in the road,
Why don't we do it in the road, why don't we do it in the road

No one will be watching us,
Why don't we do it in the road, why don't we do it in the road,
Why don't we do it in the road, why don't we do it in the road,
Why don't we do it in the road

No one will be watching us,
Why don't we do it in the road, why don't we do it in the road,
Why don't we do it in the road, why don't we do it do it in the road,
Why don't we do it in the road

No one will be watching us,
Why don't we do it in the road

I Will

Who knows how long i've loved you,
You know I love you still,
Will I wait a lonely lifetime,
If you want me to, I will

For if I ever saw you,
I didn't catch your name,
But it never really mattered,
I will always feel the same

Love you forever, and forever,
Love you with all my heart,
Love you whenever we're together,
Love you when we're apart

And when at last I find you,
Your song will fill the air,
Sing it loud so I can hear you,
Make it easy to be near you,
For the things you do endear you to me,
Oh, you know, I will, I will,
Da-da-da....

Julia

Half of what I say is meaningless,
But I say it just to reach you, julia,
Julia, julia, oceanchild, calls me,
So I sing a song of love, julia,
Julia, seashell eyes, windy smile, calls me,
So I sing a song of love, julia

Her hair of floating sky is shimmering, glimmering,
In the sun

Julia, julia, morning moon, touch me,
So I sing a song of love, julia

When I cannot sing my heart,
I can only speak my mind, julia,
Julia, sleeping sand, silent cloud, touch me,
So I sing a song of love, julia

Hmmmm,
Calls me,
So I sing a song of love for julia, julia, julia

Birthday

You say it's your birthday,
It's my birthday too yeah,
They say it's your birthday,
We're gonna have a good time,
I'm glad it's your birthday,
Happy birthday to you

Yes we're going to a party, party,
Yes we're going to a party, party,
Yes we're going to a party, party,
I would like you to dance, (Birthday)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance, (Birthday)
I would like you to dance, (Birthday)
Daaance!

I would like you to dance, (Birthday)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance, (Birthday)
I would like you to dance, (Birthday, oh)
Daaance!

You say it's your birthday,
Well it's my birthday too yeah,
You say it's your birthday,
We're gonna have a good time,
I'm glad it's your birthday,
Happy birthday to you

Yer Blues

Yes i'm lonely, wanna die,
Yes i'm lonely, wanna die,
If I ain't dead already, oooh,
Girl you know the reason why

In the morning, wanna die,
In the evening, wanna die,
If I ain't dead already, oooh,
Girl you know the reason why

My mother was of the sky,
My father was of the earth,
But I am of the universe,
And you know what it's worth,
I'm lonely, wanna die,
If I ain't dead already, oooh,
Girl you know the reason why

The eagle picks my eye,
The worm he licks my bone, I feel so suicidal,
Just like dylan's mr. jones,
Lonely, wanna die,
If I ain't dead already, oooh,
Girl you know the reason why

Black cloud crossed my mind,
Blue mist round my soul, feel so suicidal,
Even hate my rock'n'roll,
Wanna die, yeahh, wanna die,
If I ain't dead already, oooh,
Girl you know the reason why

Mother Nature's Son

Born a poor young country boy, mother nature's son,
All day long i'm sitting singing songs for everyone

Sit beside a mountain stream, see her waters rise,
Listen to the pretty sound of music, as she flies,
Do-do-do....

Find me in my field of grass, mother nature's son,
Swaying daises sing a lazy song beneath the sun,
Do-do-do....

Hmmm....

Mother nature's son

Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey

Come on, come on, come on, come on,
Come on is such a joy, come on is such a joy,
Come on lets take it easy, come on lets take it easy,
Take it easy, take it easy,
Everybody's got something to hide, except for me and my monkey

Woo! the deeper you go, the higher you fly,
The higher you fly, the deeper you go,
So come on, come on,
Come on is such a joy, come on is such a joy,
Come on lets make it easy, come on lets make it easy
Take it easy, take it easy, (Woo!)
Everybody's got something to hide, except for me and my monkey, ooh

Your inside is out, when your outside is in,
Your outside is in, when your inside is out,
So come on, come on,
Come on is such a joy, come on is such a joy,
Come on lets make it easy, come on lets make it easy,
Make it easy, make it easy, (Woo!)
Everybody's got something to hide, except for me and my monkey
Hey! c'mon....

Sexy Sadie

Sexy sadie, what have you done,
You made a fool of everyone,
You made a fool of everyone,
(La la la..)
Sexy sadie, oh, what have you done,
Sexy sadie, you broke the rules,
You laid it down for all to see,
You laid it down for all to see,
Sexy sadie, oh, you broke the rules

One sunny day the world was waiting for a lover,
She came along to turn on everyone,
Sexy sadie, the greatest of them all,
Sexy sadie, how did you know,
The world was waiting just for you,
The world was waiting just for you

(La la la..)
Sexy sadie, oh, how did you know
Sexy sadie, you'll get yours yet,
However big you think you are,
However big you think you are,
Sexy sadie, oh, you'll get yours yet,
We gave her everything we owned just to sit at her table,
Just a smile would lighten everything,
Sexy sadie, she's the latest and the greatest of them all, oooh

She made a fool of everyone,
Sexy sadie

However big you think you are

Helter Skelter

When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide,
Where I stop and I turn and then I go for a ride,
Till I get to the bottom and I see you again,
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Do you don't you want me to love you,
I'm coming down fast but i'm miles above you,
Tell me, tell me, tell me, c'mon tell me the answer,
Well you may be a lover but you ain't no dancer,
Now helter skelter, helter skelter, helter skelter, yeah, woo

A-will you won't you want me to make you, (Ahh)
I'm coming down fast but don't let me break you, (Ahh)
Tell me, tell me, tell me the answer,
You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer,
Look out, helter skelter, helter skelter, helter skelter, ohh,
Look out, cause here she come, haha

When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide,
Where I stop and I turn and then I go for a ride,
Till I get to the bottom and I see you again,
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Well do you don't you want me to make you,
I'm coming down fast but don't let me break you, (Ahh)
Tell me, tell me, tell me your answer,
You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer
Look out, helter skelter, helter skelter, helter skelter,
Well look out, helter skelter, she coming down fast,
Yes, she is, yes she is,
Coming down fast, helter skelter, woo-hoo

I got blisters on my fingers!

Long, Long, Long

It's been a long, long, long time,
How could I ever, have lost you, ooh,
When I, loved you

It took a long, long, long, time,
Now i'm so happy, I found, you,
How I, love you

So many tears I was searching,
So many tears I was wasting, ohh, ohh

Now I can see, you, be you,
How can I ever, misplace you,
How I, want you,
Oh I, love you,
You know that I need you,
Oh I, love you

Ohhh

Revolution 1

(Take 2, ok)

You say you want a revolution, well you know,
We all want to change the world,
You tell me that it's evolution, well you know,
We all want to change the world,
But when you talk about destruction,
Don't you know you can count me out,
Don't you know it's gonna be, alright,
Don't you know it's gonna be, alright,
Don't you know it's gonna be, alright

You say you got a real solution, well you know,
We'd all love to see the plan,
You ask me for a contribution, well you know,
We're all doing what we can,
But if you want money for people with minds that hate,
All I can tell you is brother you have to wait,
Don't you know it's gonna be, alright,
Don't you know it's gonna be, alright,
Don't you know it's gonna be, alright

You say you'll change the constitution, well you know,
We'd all love to change your head,
You tell me it's the institution, well you know,
You better free your mind instead,
But if you go carrying pictures of chairman mao,
You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow,
Don't you know it's gonna be, alright,
Don't you know it's gonna be, alright,
Don't you know it's gonna be, alright

All....
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright,
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright

Honey Pie

She was a working girl,
North of england way,
(Now she's hit the big time)
In the u.s.a.
And if she could only hear me,
This is what i'd say

Honey pie, you are making me crazy,
I'm in love but i'm lazy,
So won't you please come home

Oh honey pie, my position is tragic,
Come and show me the magic,
Of your hollywood song

You became a legend, of the silver screen,
And now the thought of meeting you
Makes me weak in the knee

Oh honey pie, you are driving me frantic,
Sail across the atlantic,
To be where you belong,
Honey pie, come back to me

I like it like that,
Oooh, I like this kinda hot kind of music.
Hot kind of music, play it to me,
Play it to me hollywood blues

Will the wind that blew her boat,
Across the sea,
Kindly send her sailing back to me, ti-ti-ti!

Honey pie, you are making me crazy,
I'm in love but i'm lazy,
So won't you please come home,
Come, come back to me honey pie, oh..
Honey pie

Savoy Truffle

Creme tangerine, and montélimar,
A ginger sling with a pineapple heart,
A coffee dessert yes you know it's good news,
But you'll have to have them all pulled out
After the savoy truffle

Cool cherry cream, nice apple tart,
I feel your taste all the time we're apart,
Coconut fudge really blows down those blues, hoo!
But you'll have to have them all pulled out
After the savoy truffle

You might not feel it now,
But when the pain cuts through
You're gonna know and how,
The sweat is going to fill your head,
When it becomes too much,
You'll shout aloud

But you'll have to have them all pulled out
After the savoy truffle,
You know that what you eat you are,
But what is sweet now turns so sour,
We all know obla-di-bla-da,
But can you show me, where you are

Creme tangerine, and montélimar,
A ginger sling with a pineapple heart,
A coffee dessert yes you know it's good news, woo!
But you'll have to have them all pulled out
After the savoy truffle,
Yes you'll have to have them all pulled out
After the savoy truffle

Cry Baby Cry

Cry baby cry,
Make your mother sigh,
She's old enough to know better

The king of marigold was in the kitchen,
Cooking breakfast for the queen,
The queen was in the parlour,
Playing piano, for the children, of the king

Cry baby cry,
Make your mother sigh,
She's old enough to know better,
So cry baby cry

The king was in the garden,
Picking flowers for a friend who came to play,
The queen was in the playroom,
Painting pictures, for the childrens holiday

Cry baby cry,
Make your mother sigh,
She's old enough to know better,
So cry baby cry

The duchess of kircaldy always smiling,
And arriving, late for tea,
The duke was having problems,
With a message at the local bird and bee

Cry baby cry,
Make your mother sigh,
She's old enough to know better,
So cry baby cry

At twelve o'clock a meeting, round the table,
For a seance, in the dark,
With voices out of nowhere,
Put on specially, by the children, for a lark

Cry baby cry,
Make your mother sigh,
She's old enough to know better,
So cry baby cry, cry, cry, cry baby,
Make your mother sigh,
She's old enough to know better,
Cry baby cry, cry, cry, cry,
Make your mother sigh,
She's old enough to know better,
So cry baby cry

Can you take me back where I came from,
Can you take me back,
Can you take me back where I came from,
Brother can you take me baack,
Can you take me back,
Ooh, can you take me where I came from
Can you take me, back

Revolution 9

Bottle of claret for you if I had realized,
Well do it next time,
I forgot about it george i'm sorry,
Will you forgive me,
Mm-yes, cheeky bitch

Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9,
Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9,
Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number

Everyone of them knew that as time went by they'd
Get a little bit older and a litter slower but,
It's all the same thing in this case manufactured
By someone who's always umpteen,
Your father's giving it diddly-i-dee, district was leaving,
Intended to die

Number 9, number 9,
Who's to know,
Who was to know

Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9,
Number 9, number 9

Number 9, number 9, number 9,
Right, right, right, right, right, right

Right!

Number 9, number 9

With the situation,
They are standing still,
The plan, the telegram,
Number 9, number

A man without terrors from beard to false
As the headmaster reported to my son
He really can try as they do, to find function,
Alright

Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9,
Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9,
Number 9

He hit a pole and we'd better go to see a surgeon to price it,
Riiiight, yellow underclothes,
So anyhow, we went to see the dentist instead
Who gave her a pair of teeth, which wasn't any good at all,
So, so I said i'd marry join the fucking navy and went to sea,
Block that kick...
In my broken chair, my wings are broken and so is my hair,
I'm not in the mood for whirling

How, dogs for dogging, hands for clapping,
Birds for birding, and fish for fishing,
Them for themming and when for whimming

Only to find, the night watchman, unaware of his
Presence in the building

Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9,
Number 9, number 9,
Financial imbalance,
Thrusting it between his shoulder blades,
The watusi, the twist, eldorado

Take this brother may it serve you well

Maybe it's nothing,
What, what, oh,
Maybe even then impervious in london,
Could be difficult thing,
Like being naked

If you became naked,
Hold that line...
Block that kick....

Good Night

Now it's time to say good night,
Good night, sleep tight,
Now the sun turns out his light,
Good night, sleep tight,
Dream sweet dreams for me,
Dream sweet dreams for you

Close your eyes and i'll close mine,
Good night, sleep tight,
Now the moon begins to shine,
Good night, sleep tight,
Dream sweet dreams for me,
Dream sweet dreams for you, mmmmm

Close your eyes and i'll close mine,
Good night, sleep tight,
Now the sun turns out his light,
Good night, sleep tight,
Dream sweet dreams for me,
Dream sweet dreams for you

Good night, good night, everybody,
Everybody everywhere,
Good night